The shit-smearer!💩😳
Monday: Finished my blog fairly early by my standards, which was quite ironic because then the guy over the back fence started his weekly Sunday night party (antisocial idiot!) and […]
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The voice of infertility!
Monday: The only noteworthy thing that happened today is my Fitbit broke. Which is shit. So even if I was doing my 10,000 steps a day (which I’m currently not!) […]
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Camels and castanets!
Monday: Lip has erupted and is now huge and scabby! Attractive! Went to work feeling very self conscious and apologised to everyone I saw, which probably drew more attention to […]
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Flu hell!
I’m still a fortnight behind. That’s just my style now, or should I say life motto: better late than never! Monday: I had messaged work to say I wouldn’t be […]
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Over and out for the count!
Despite vowing to catch up on life this week, I still appear to be treading water, so this blog post finds us still in the midst of the flu. It […]
Read moreLa maison de snot!
I’ve “Frenchified” the title in an attempt to make the week sound slightly less gross than it really was. First impressions don’t last long… Monday: So I’ve started to get […]
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If God sends you chocolate, is it safe to eat?!
A round up of last week’s happenings: Monday: Twas a happily uneventful start to the week, bar a very rude woman on the phone at work who asked me if […]
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Finding a golden needle in a haystack!
I started last week all partied out from the birthday extravaganza, which wasn’t a good look and was determined for it to be less eventful, which it was…slightly! But still […]
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Birthday weak!?
Last week my baby girl turned 5! I know on parenting bingo, it would be one of the top phrases, along with “Where are your shoes?” and “Do you need […]
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Hair today, gone tomorrow!
I had one of those weeks last week, where you feel like a yo-yo and aren’t quite sure if you are going to make it through in one piece or […]
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